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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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personsonable

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

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readableporn:
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“bitch…omg
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slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™
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theoldness

bitch…omg

spock-ho

omfg

elpiso

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

tiqerboy

this is a carwash for people

grovie

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

rainberrywarrior

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ocfos

You fucker

westcountryadventure

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

the-dwemereths-numidium

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

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readableporn

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

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lokh
mp100season2-jesus-christ

Reminder that

Everyone at studio bones has the hots for Reigen

stuckinthisgodforsakenhellhole

One:

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Bones:

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acepsychic100

Don’t forget the thirstiest one

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stuckinthisgodforsakenhellhole

Shit you right, I forgot

beefmonsters

@pandadistractions

pandadistractions

even the animator that does the pain on glass frames wants him

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pandadistractions

and don’t forget:

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mikeyfriskeyhands

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

auntytimblr

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

gallusrostromegalus

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

zillyart32

THIS IS GOLD

aprillikesthings

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

artikgato

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

eliciaforever

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

lazerzes

One time a customer got access to our printers and printed this to all of them. It was a great day

the-backspin-alchemist

This is the academic equivalent of Alex Lifeson’s “Blah Blah Blah Blah” speech and it’s GREAT

camwyn

Someone reading this blog needs the chicken chicken chicken paper. I just know it.

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